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here for this weeks results at Welcome to Texas this week for the running of the Dickie's 500, You know its the last race for one of the greatest drivers in nascar. Texas Terry Labonte is about to start his engine for the last time, we will surely miss him, isn't that right Jeff No matter where you go, there you are (cricket noise in the background) Only two more weeks of this, I am counting the days, It seems H-Bomb has declared himself eligible for a past champions provisional. Harry welcome back, I didn't think we would see you until next year. Why thank you Marty, yes Brian and myself have hooked up again for another run at the championship. you see we have done this before. In case you guys don't remember, I actually lost the season last year to Marty by 2 points but Brian and I declared H-Bomb to be victorious, and with very little controversy. Dr Pepper isn't a real doctor (cricket noise in the background) And the timing couldn't be better , just in time for the mid terms and I have the microphone again. Did you here this crap that Kerry said, calling our troops stupid. The democrats want you to believe he was misinterpreted. was he misinterpreted when he said our troops were killing and raping Iraqis in the middle of the night. Was he misinterpreted when he said he was against a voluntary army because it would be filled with the uneducated and lowest of our society. Was Harry Reid misinterpreted when he compared our troops to Nazi's. Was Ted Kennedy misinterpreted when he said the gas chambers are open again, just under new management. And have you noticed all the democrats are in hiding while republicans are out campaigning. They are all hiding because all of them are filled with the same thoughts that Kerry has, they just don't want you to know it. I wonder if Kerry will get a purple heart for shooting himself in the foot. red and blue make purple (cricket noise in the background) Ignore him Harry, I know I am. Anyway thanks for stopping by, I guess we will wait to see if your back next week, It gets harder and harder to cheat, especially now that you've admitted to it. Bring food next time (cricket noise in the background) So anyway we are just about done for this week, of course we will see you next week when we go out west to Phoenix. Good Luck (Later that evening back in Columbia, SC) man I was on fire today, I think I will be offered my own show next year Shhhh, be quiet, all democrats must not say a word until after the elections, we are all idiots but don't want to prove it until we get power again. (whisper) oh put up the Iranian flag and the surrender flag by the North Korean flag in the yard. And put your wallet down the garbage disposal so you can get use to what will happen if we get in office.
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